An Honest Testimonial: For all your sticking to your legs needs

So, when the going gets tough, write testimonials. As I prepared myself for church this morning, I realized just how much I love this one product:

That's right, Static Guard. Static Guard is my best friend. I have always had staticky legs. Any dress with even somewhat knit fabric would be clinging to my legs in a ridiculous manner. Fly-away hairs was always a problem, and I shocked everything I touched. When I had a digital watch, I would have to reset it multiple times a day because it would go to zero everytime it touched anything with static on it.

But then Static Guard came to the rescue. You can spray it on your dress, on your clothes and static is gone! My favorite trick, spray it on your brush and your fly-away static hairs are GONE. I love Static Guard.

Comments

They should pay you for the ad. gwh
Who needs religion when they have static guard--this is diane

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