Book Review: Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go
"All our days are numbered. But that number is infinity." Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. And tonight I finished a book. I still have a lot of books that I've been meaning to review, and we will get there. But, today, we have Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go . Milton and Marlo Fauster, after dying in a tragic marshmallow explosion, learn that there is more to the after-life than they thought. Since they are not eighteen, they are darned to Heck, an after-life reform school, taught by teachers such as Richard Nixon the Ethics Teacher, Lizzie Borden the home ec teacher, Mary Mallon the biology teacher, and Blackbeard their "meta"physical education teacher, as well as Maria Von Trapp the music teacher who is actually an angel, but teaches in Heck in the interest of educational equality. You don't have to second-guess why Marlo is sent there; she's a goth-girl kleptomaniac who has never respected authority and has no intention to start now. But not e...